Dianne'isms

If you mix with dogs, you will pick up fleas.
When two elephants fight, the grass gets hurt.
Knowledge without wisdom is like a donkey with a library on it's back.
A baboon can't see it's own backside.
You can't make a crab walk straight

And this is a work in progress ... right now I can't think of a single thing that other people call Dianne'isms.